hello, world!

i am gonna escape the evil grasp of tech billionaires one of these days

charles darwin

My name is Theo MARIN!!! This is my little website
and i don't know what I am doing!!.

How exciting

So I asked Theo about how to quorw on the web and they said I am Gay IDK what I am doing. Luckily, so am i, and so is the internet as a whole.

Hi from the bookstore!!!

This is H3

This is h4

This is h5
This is h6
  1. number list
  2. hahahah

This web site is about HTML and CSS.

Blockquote and q are used for quotes. It is used if you are gay and want a standalone and multi-line quotation whereas just q is used for shorter and in-line shit.

[Big old quotation about evolution and stuff]

Charles Darwin was a racist maybe

According to The Bible, after six days God got fucked in the ass screw this I am gay and I am taking a nap.

if you add the line giveandhwu= true; to the destroy_planetsubtorine and then type ilovejappa intot he constul the big bad green death laser will edge slug lover! on the planet surface 


<div id="intro">
<h1>some heading</h1>
<p>some paragraph praragraph thing thingy thing.</p>
</div>

get me away from social media pls

Superbooks

Help me
Column 1 heading Column 2 heading Column 3 heading
Row 2, cell 1 Row 2, cell 2, also spanning Row 2, cell 3
Row 3, cell 1, also spanning Row 4, cell 1 Row 3, cell 2 Row 3, cell 3
Row 4, cell 2 Row 4, cell 3

Some random glossary thing

HTML
Abbreviation for Hypertext markup language - a language used to make gay webpages like this one.
Theo Marin
Sexiest gay person alive
Really cool and hot, and also loves webpages
Ew???
cats drink beer??
ouch i have crampies
beer and pina coladas are the best thing on planet earth

Theo's place hangout spot internet the internet is a big ole space where lots of crazy things happen the free web fuck.

I have decided to decrease increase the amount of free ice cream that the State will provide for its citizens.

Author contact details

airconditioning? YEAHHH!